KAGs plus thehoTTman

According to Blaise Pascal, “Heart has its reason of which reason can know nothing.” We women are tired of figuring out the reason of our endless love for a man’s séducteur, his clichés and above all his ‘act out of comfortable means’. I know I am not any other woman; I am a vanguard, a lone-ride and an antidote; so to all yours rescue I took out my epee ordained to break the code. Enjoy and indulge the following ingredients that I have retrieved from my exquisite yet unremarkably glorified cuisine named man.

1. BABE: I sternly dislike when a man calls me ‘babe’ by the 2^nd/3^rd date, don’t you? What I don’t understand is this fleeting coziness when their core crisis is the ‘lack of commitment’. I hate it the most when they call you babe right after the sex, ever so casually for you to pass along a cigi or a glass of water; the only thing goes thru my mind -‘seriously??, we all know who was doing the real job’.  Anyhow, I decided to call man ‘babe’ within an hour of every date framing it in a most unnecessary sentence. Such as ‘babe isn’t it so terrible what’s happening in Georgia’, ‘ babe – be a doll and pass me a glass of water’ and above all I started to use the word to tell them they must change, such as ‘babe, I love your car, but won’t it be fun if we arrange a private fly just for two of us’.  Trust me, men get so annoyed with this that they will never call you ‘babe’ again- my only hope that it does not turn out for you as a rueful comedy. 
2. LIMBO: The most common thing guys do is they keep this vague status and you cannot really figure out if they are seeing other women simultaneously indulging you with sweetness. Here is the magic; use the word ‘limbo’ to its literary meaning putting him right at the border line of hell and heaven. Such as, sing along a love song looking at him, but within ½ hr tell him that you are going to visit your best friend ‘John’ in Seattle. This is the ‘LIMBO’ for you, the guy will be tossing and turning, thinking and figuring out if he is ‘a one’ or ‘the one’. A bouquet is on its way ladies.
3. GIFT: At some point of our lives, we all hated some cheap gifts that were handed to us by a man saying ‘I couldn’t think of a better gift for you’- really? Give them back ladies give them baaaack. Stick to only three gifts- cds with weird songs, cabala string and gift pass to yoga. They are cheap, so called spiritual and yet extremely confusing making him combustible for your smoldering punch.
4. BRO-CODE: Every man has a bro-code and he lives by it. To really mess up a guy, you have to slither into a bro-region like a snake and wrap yourself in bliss. Don’t forget to praise your date’s friend and please praise him 2 or 3 times within a week period, but not more than 2 or 3 times; you get the picture. There will be a persistent voice in his head hovering at the edge telling him that he needs to step up the game. He will do anything to have your undivided attention and you just transformed yourself from a daisy to a rose.

Ah! The wildness of heart only heart can feel and I am just a mean to all your soul (so don’t hate the playa). Please ladies wear the clichés before they can come to you and please wear them like a lover with humor and feeling that will quickly vanquish you to an unattainable goddess. Viva Donna!! Viva Manna!! And Viva Romantika!!